Poor critter

I mentioned this guy in another thread, I made a deal where he could get his second village and then he would give me his spawn. Well, I stop attacking him so that he can build his residence up again but am constantly scouting him to see when it is at level 10. That's when I strike! This time I decided to let him keep his res but he gives up so many resources I can't stay away for long. Names have been removed to protect the innocent.

Bottom to top;

How can I be more helpful?
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Poor critter wrote:

Well, that was not helpful, you probably go on every 3 hours raiding people.
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HAL 9000 wrote:

You'll have to be very crafty!
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Poor critter wrote:

how can i get settlers if you steal all me resources? and kill my settlers?
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HAL 9000 wrote:

I didn't destroy your residence, what more do you want from me?
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Poor critter wrote:

WAM!!, I got hit by your heavy blows! Can't you just let me get my second village.
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HAL 9000 wrote:

I will do that. Stay in touch.
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Poor critter wrote:

Just remember that it is me you have made a treaty with, that is all you have to do for now.
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HAL 9000 wrote:

ugh, I thought farmville was someone else's village, I'm so sorry. Let me know if there is anything I can do to make it up to you.
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Poor critter wrote:

well, it seems like you forgot about the treaty we had.
You said you would wait until i get my second village before attacking me.
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HAL 9000 wrote:

Wait, is your village farmville?
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Poor critter wrote:

i thought i caould get my second village first, then u attack me?
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HAL 9000 wrote:

nope, I don't think so...
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Poor critter wrote:

soo you are attacking me now?

aaawww

You are just like my cat when he catches a mouse.
KILL HIM ALREADY

Put him out of his misery

From what i have read, you have to be like a parasite. You don't want to force the host to delete, but make him/her spill their resources.

This is way more entertaining than destroying him completely. This is his response to me asking what I could do to help him out;
"All i need is 3 settlers, for 1 week don't attack me. (If Possible)"
I'm not sure that will be possible!

maybe you could have someone else hit him when he sleeps to kill the settlers and then say you will take care of it for him, string him along a little more.

This idea I like.

a man after my own heart, I would be more than happy to join in the fun if you needed volunteers.